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I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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Embrace your inner oddball with this hilarious cottagecore design! Featuring a polite frog wearing a mushroom hat and sipping tea, accompanied by the relatable, chaotic caption "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die." It's the perfect design for anyone who has no filter, loves goblincore aesthetics, or just enjoys being a little bit strange.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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